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圓周率前100位順口溜是什么

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  • 2023-04-20 10:04

諧音順口溜:山巔一寺一壺酒,爾樂苦煞吾,把酒吃,酒殺爾,殺不死,樂爾樂。死珊珊,霸占二妻。救吾靈兒吧!不只要救妻,一路救三舅,救三妻。吾一拎我爸,二拎舅(其實就是撕吾舅耳)三拎妻。不要溜!司令溜,兒不溜!兒拎爸,久久不溜!餓不拎,閃死爸,而吾真是餓矣!要吃人肉?吃酒吧!

有個教書先生,喜歡喝酒,每次總是給學生留道題,就到私塾的后山上找山上的老和尚喝酒。這天,他給學生留了道題,就是背這個圓周率,然后自己提壺酒就到山上的廟里去了。圓周率位數這么多,不好背啊,其中有個聰明的學生就想出了一個辦法,把圓周率編了個打油詩。先生一回來,學生居然都把這個給背了下來,很是奇怪,一想,就什么都明白了,原來是在諷刺他呀……

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山巔一寺一壺酒,爾樂苦煞吾,把酒吃,酒殺爾,殺不死,樂爾樂。

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死珊珊,霸占二妻。救吾靈兒吧!不只要救妻,一路救三舅,救三妻。

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吾一拎我爸,二拎舅(其實就是撕吾舅耳)三拎妻。

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不要溜!司令溜,兒不溜!兒拎爸,久久不溜!

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餓不拎,閃死爸,而吾真是餓矣!要吃人肉?吃酒吧!

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